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Thursday, May 31, 2012

4:55ish pm:  ”…customer at Wendy’s reports passing blood in his bowels, repeat…Wendy’s customer passing blood in his bowels…”

Noooooo!!! Why???? You never use fast food restaurant restrooms, espesh if you need to drop a chocolate ice-burg. And if you did happen to notice there was blood in your bum-fudge, why would you feel the need to have the cashiers get involved and call 911? How does that conversation go??

— “Hi, welcome to Wendy’s, will this be for here or to go?”

— “Well, actually, I just came from the restroom where I noticed there seemed to be some blood in my mooky-stinks. Could you be a dove and call the emergency response personnel immediately?”

Monday, June 28, 2012
9:30ish pm: “…caller wants to file a report of the theft of his 16 foot garage door.”
*I wouldn’t think he’d be that hard to find…
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Monday, June 28, 2012

9:30ish pm: “…caller wants to file a report of the theft of his 16 foot garage door.”

*I wouldn’t think he’d be that hard to find…

Does it make me a bad neighbor?

Saturday, May 26, 2012

11:42ish pm “…man reports that his neighbor’s van door has been open for at least 25 minutes so he called 911.”

I wouldn’t even know if someone’s car door was open in their driveway…guess I’m not as big of a snoop as everyone thinks I am. I could be worse! LOL

Busy busy busy

Keeping ‘em on their toes tonight. In the last hour I’ve heard:

Car into a house in Oxford, 2 people pistol-whipped at People’s Place on Lafayette Avenue, fights at Take A Break Lounge and another local bar, man lying on side of road on 129 by bypass 4 possibly hit by semi after previously being in a bar fight, not to mention the drag-racing on Breiel Blvd, which I can currently hear whilst laying in my bed.

Guess I’ll be falling asleep to the sound of drunken recklessness and the brave people that have to deal with it all.

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