Fourth of July may be coming early….
2:45ish am: the dispatcher is giving details, about a fully engulfed home, to the firefighters then says “…be advised there is over 10,000 rounds of ammunition in the back bedroom, per the owner’s advisement. “
Tracks
Thursday, May 31, 2012
4:55ish pm: ”…customer at Wendy’s reports passing blood in his bowels, repeat…Wendy’s customer passing blood in his bowels…”
Noooooo!!! Why???? You never use fast food restaurant restrooms, espesh if you need to drop a chocolate ice-burg. And if you did happen to notice there was blood in your bum-fudge, why would you feel the need to have the cashiers get involved and call 911? How does that conversation go??
— “Hi, welcome to Wendy’s, will this be for here or to go?”
— “Well, actually, I just came from the restroom where I noticed there seemed to be some blood in my mooky-stinks. Could you be a dove and call the emergency response personnel immediately?”
It’s too early for Halloween…
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
11:20ish pm: ”…respond to man, last seen walking west-bound on Contrary, carrying a chainsaw, it is running…”
Monday, June 28, 2012
9:30ish pm: “…caller wants to file a report of the theft of his 16 foot garage door.”
*I wouldn’t think he’d be that hard to find…
Does it make me a bad neighbor?
Saturday, May 26, 2012
11:42ish pm “…man reports that his neighbor’s van door has been open for at least 25 minutes so he called 911.”
I wouldn’t even know if someone’s car door was open in their driveway…guess I’m not as big of a snoop as everyone thinks I am. I could be worse! LOL
Busy busy busy
Keeping ‘em on their toes tonight. In the last hour I’ve heard:
Car into a house in Oxford, 2 people pistol-whipped at People’s Place on Lafayette Avenue, fights at Take A Break Lounge and another local bar, man lying on side of road on 129 by bypass 4 possibly hit by semi after previously being in a bar fight, not to mention the drag-racing on Breiel Blvd, which I can currently hear whilst laying in my bed.
Guess I’ll be falling asleep to the sound of drunken recklessness and the brave people that have to deal with it all.
Look out ‘behind’ you.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
9:35ish pm: “…respond to 40 year old man experiencing rectal bleeding and feels like he’s about to pass out.”
Umm…my mind is on overdrive right now, and not in a good way. lol
Even horses scream for ice cream?
Friday, May 18, 2012
9:50ish pm: “…please respond, an ice cream truck has hit a horse in the middle of the road.” (I never seem to catch the address or general area, but it’s somewhere in Butler County).
I’m pulling for the horse to miraculously be ok, but what a weird combination of events to happen all at once…
Something’s happenin’ on my street…
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
9:45ish PM: “…**** Gideon Road, strong smell of smoke in the area. Second call on this.”
Hope it’s not my house!! (No worries, I’ve already stuck my nose outside and gave a super sniff…nothing, thank goodness! Must be at the other end of the street.)
Long Arm of the Law?
8:00pm: Respond to a male wearing all camouflage, walking down the street, carrying a shotgun out in the open.
